Made popular by Mr. Cusack from High Fidelity (rent it NOW), here are some random top 5's........
Top 5 Movies
1. Back To The Future - greatest movie ever made, i'd put the trilogy here as well but just doing single movies......but 2 and 3 would make the top 10
2. Jurassic Park - dinosaurs and dr. grant. plus i was at the perfect age....this was the movie that showed me "movie magic" and started my love of movies
3. Gladiator - one of my favorite subjects made into one of the best movies ever. i still remember to this day, brett and i walked in not knowing much and walked out in silence. Maximus is the biggest badass of all time.
4. Dumb & Dumber - THE funniest movie ever. Every line is gold.....seriously, go back and watch it and i bet you hear a new joke. I gave a 5 minute presentation in a communications class on why everyone should watch this. Got a 100%. True story.
5. Shaun of the Dead - this one surprised me that it'd be in the top 5 but think about it : a romantic zombie comedy? GOLD. the perfect mix of comedy and horror.
Top 5 Rap Albums (not in order)
1. Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
2. Kid Cudi - Man on the Moon Vol. 1
3. Deltron 3030 - self titled
4. Jurassic 5 - Quality Control
5. Snoop Dog - Doggystyle
Top 5 Fast Food
1. Chick-Fil-A
2. Arbys
3. McDonalds
4. Popeyes
5. Wendys
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Matt's Movie Reviews - Quick Hits
Hey Peoples,
Gonna bang out some quicker reviews since between work and a 1 year old, longer reviews are just tougher. [read: lazy]
Get Him To The Greek -a movie way funnier than I expected. Lauren and I laughed out loud throughout. Very funny, good music, and an actually really funny performance by P.Diddy aka Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka Diddy Dirty Money. KEEP RUBBING THE FUR!!!!!! 8/10
The Other Guys - not quite as solid as Greek but still pretty funny. Ferrell and Walhberg are great together however the real performance here was from Mr. Michael Keaton. Good god that man has amazing comedic timing. Don't go changing waterfalls. 6.5/10
The Descent:Part 2 - Lauren and I watched this straight to dvd sequel basically because The Descent is one of the top 3 scariest movies I've ever seen. The sequel? Not so much. Some good gore but other than that.......eh. 4/10
Whip It - good movie. great music, juno isn't annoying, maybe (from arrested development) is funny, drew barrymore (who directed it) is stoned and injured the whole movie, kristen wiig is great, jimmy fallon is great, and the coach steals the show. plus its got Marv from Home Alone. WIN. 7.5/10
The Human Centipede:First Sequence - i mean......what else can i really say? either you're gonna sit down and watch a movie about a crazy surgeon obsessed with attaching people ass to mouth to make a human centipede.....or your not. clearly i fall in the former category and i dug it. really not that gory.......but can be a bit tough to watch at times. 7/10
The Good The Bad The Weird - ok this movie was BAD-ASS. a sprawling Korean western. 2 hours of gun fights, robberies, and kung fu. awesome. one of the best action/adventure movies i have every seen. This needed to be released in the US. 10/10
Exit Through The Gift Shop - an awesome documentary about the underground art world and the infamously secret "Banksy". If you're unfamiliar with who Banksy is, stop reading and google. Awesome right? Well.....not all your questions will be answered and you certainly won't know who Banksy is (who does??), but it will be a very entertaining time. 8/10
The King of Kong-A Fistful of Quarters - i watched this before awhile ago but just recently enjoyed it again. this is a great documentary on 2 guys fighting to become the best at Donkey Kong. granted, being a guy who grew up with Mario and Donkey probably helped, but Lauren loved it as well. I swear it has some of the funniest, shocking, emotional scenes you see in any movie any year. And one of the most "is he real????" villains ever. 10/10
It Might Get Loud - own this one. Jimmy Page, The Edge, and Jack White in a room together with their guitars.
Gonna bang out some quicker reviews since between work and a 1 year old, longer reviews are just tougher. [read: lazy]
Get Him To The Greek -a movie way funnier than I expected. Lauren and I laughed out loud throughout. Very funny, good music, and an actually really funny performance by P.Diddy aka Diddy aka Puff Daddy aka Puffy aka Diddy Dirty Money. KEEP RUBBING THE FUR!!!!!! 8/10
The Other Guys - not quite as solid as Greek but still pretty funny. Ferrell and Walhberg are great together however the real performance here was from Mr. Michael Keaton. Good god that man has amazing comedic timing. Don't go changing waterfalls. 6.5/10
The Descent:Part 2 - Lauren and I watched this straight to dvd sequel basically because The Descent is one of the top 3 scariest movies I've ever seen. The sequel? Not so much. Some good gore but other than that.......eh. 4/10
Whip It - good movie. great music, juno isn't annoying, maybe (from arrested development) is funny, drew barrymore (who directed it) is stoned and injured the whole movie, kristen wiig is great, jimmy fallon is great, and the coach steals the show. plus its got Marv from Home Alone. WIN. 7.5/10
The Human Centipede:First Sequence - i mean......what else can i really say? either you're gonna sit down and watch a movie about a crazy surgeon obsessed with attaching people ass to mouth to make a human centipede.....or your not. clearly i fall in the former category and i dug it. really not that gory.......but can be a bit tough to watch at times. 7/10
The Good The Bad The Weird - ok this movie was BAD-ASS. a sprawling Korean western. 2 hours of gun fights, robberies, and kung fu. awesome. one of the best action/adventure movies i have every seen. This needed to be released in the US. 10/10
Exit Through The Gift Shop - an awesome documentary about the underground art world and the infamously secret "Banksy". If you're unfamiliar with who Banksy is, stop reading and google. Awesome right? Well.....not all your questions will be answered and you certainly won't know who Banksy is (who does??), but it will be a very entertaining time. 8/10
The King of Kong-A Fistful of Quarters - i watched this before awhile ago but just recently enjoyed it again. this is a great documentary on 2 guys fighting to become the best at Donkey Kong. granted, being a guy who grew up with Mario and Donkey probably helped, but Lauren loved it as well. I swear it has some of the funniest, shocking, emotional scenes you see in any movie any year. And one of the most "is he real????" villains ever. 10/10
It Might Get Loud - own this one. Jimmy Page, The Edge, and Jack White in a room together with their guitars.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Matt's Movie Review - VALHALLA RISING (2009)
VALHALLA RISING
This......was........interesting. This movie follows "One-Eye", a mute warrior of supernatural strength who is held captive by a Norse tribe and forced to fight in "to the death" battles. One-Eye kills his captors and joined by a boy slave named "Are", sets off on a journey to the heart of darkness.
Valhalla Rising is the newest movie from Nicholas Winding Refn who directed Bronson and the Pusher Trilogy. I have not seen Pusher but Bronson is very good. Its like a 2008 Clockwork Orange with an absolute stunning performance by Tom Hardy. After Bronson and Inception, if Mr. Hardy is indeed in the new Batman movie, then color me excited.
However, this movie is almost the opposite of Bronson. The first thing I want to bring up is how this movie was shot. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say every frame of this movie is stunning. Simple shots of the sky, of a knife being dipped in a pond, of raw violent fights, everything looks like a painting. The color contrasts are incredible and I found myself open mouthed multiple times just enjoying the look of this film. This brings me to my second part - dialogue/soundtrack. There is very, VERY little dialogue in this movie. Maybe because it takes place in 1000 AD and men didn't talk much or maybe because our main character One-Eye is a mute. Either way, it works. The imagery combined with minimal dialogue is great but the sparse, ambient soundtrack just takes it to another level. You might be wondering "what the hell is he talking about? no words? weird music? pretty colors???" YES. And it held me in it's grasp the entire movie.
There is a lot of symbolism and imagery throughout the movie along with religious undertones. I'm not here to dissect them, to me that's something everyone needs to get on their own, in their own way. However, I did want to mention it. The movie is separated into parts - WRATH, SACRIFICE, HELL, etc to really drive it home. The last point I want to make is this: This movie will separate people. Some will love it (me), some will hate it. I'm not going to lie, from the 2nd part on not a whole lot happens that many would be considered "action". And this is after an absolute masterpiece 1st part that shows many of One-Eye's fights that again are beautiful yet raw and extremely violent. However, each part is there for a reason and I never got bored with it. This is an extremely unique movie that deserves to be seen - at the very least Part 1 [WRATH]. You might love it, you might hate it, but at least you will have seen something not shat out by Hollywood d-bags.
Valhalla Rising is available on Netflix Instant.
This......was........interesting. This movie follows "One-Eye", a mute warrior of supernatural strength who is held captive by a Norse tribe and forced to fight in "to the death" battles. One-Eye kills his captors and joined by a boy slave named "Are", sets off on a journey to the heart of darkness.
Valhalla Rising is the newest movie from Nicholas Winding Refn who directed Bronson and the Pusher Trilogy. I have not seen Pusher but Bronson is very good. Its like a 2008 Clockwork Orange with an absolute stunning performance by Tom Hardy. After Bronson and Inception, if Mr. Hardy is indeed in the new Batman movie, then color me excited.
However, this movie is almost the opposite of Bronson. The first thing I want to bring up is how this movie was shot. I am not exaggerating one bit when I say every frame of this movie is stunning. Simple shots of the sky, of a knife being dipped in a pond, of raw violent fights, everything looks like a painting. The color contrasts are incredible and I found myself open mouthed multiple times just enjoying the look of this film. This brings me to my second part - dialogue/soundtrack. There is very, VERY little dialogue in this movie. Maybe because it takes place in 1000 AD and men didn't talk much or maybe because our main character One-Eye is a mute. Either way, it works. The imagery combined with minimal dialogue is great but the sparse, ambient soundtrack just takes it to another level. You might be wondering "what the hell is he talking about? no words? weird music? pretty colors???" YES. And it held me in it's grasp the entire movie.
There is a lot of symbolism and imagery throughout the movie along with religious undertones. I'm not here to dissect them, to me that's something everyone needs to get on their own, in their own way. However, I did want to mention it. The movie is separated into parts - WRATH, SACRIFICE, HELL, etc to really drive it home. The last point I want to make is this: This movie will separate people. Some will love it (me), some will hate it. I'm not going to lie, from the 2nd part on not a whole lot happens that many would be considered "action". And this is after an absolute masterpiece 1st part that shows many of One-Eye's fights that again are beautiful yet raw and extremely violent. However, each part is there for a reason and I never got bored with it. This is an extremely unique movie that deserves to be seen - at the very least Part 1 [WRATH]. You might love it, you might hate it, but at least you will have seen something not shat out by Hollywood d-bags.
Valhalla Rising is available on Netflix Instant.
Matt's Movie Review - CENTURIOUN (2010)
CENTURION
Story: A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack.
WOW. I mean......WOW. This movie clocks in at 97 min and I'd say you're looking at about 96 minutes of just badassness. This is the new movie from one of my favorite directors working today - Neil Marshall. He is responsible for one of, if not the scariest movie of the past 10 years - THE DESCENT along with a few other awesome movies - Dog Soldiers and Doomsday. As a director, he is pretty straight forward. He writes and directs hardcore, badass movies. That's it. Seriously, he's 4 for 4. When I took Lauren to see The Descent in theaters, 2 people left during and afterwards we just stood in silence in the sun to shake off what we just witnessed. True Story. And Doomsday? Imagine all the best 80's action movies, add the same amount of blood from Braveheart AND Gladiator, throw in Bob Hoskins, cannibalism, and 2008 technology and thats Doomsday.
Anyway, back to Centurion. This follows a group of Roman soldiers stranded behind enemy lines after being attacked by the Picts. Who are the Picts? Crazy woods people who use nature, weather, night, and any other advantage to just destroy their opponents. Exhibit A - they take out a whole "legion" of soldiers in one battle. You do NOT mess with the Picts. They capture the Roman general, the soldiers head off to get him back and excitement ensues. And never stops. Like I said earlier, this movie is 97 minutes. Basically if you took all of Bravehearts fight scenes, combined them with some story scenes, thats Centurion. And these fight scenes are just as brutal and messy as anything in Braveheart/Gladiator/Troy/etc.
Beautifully shot, very well acted, and some of the best all out war scenes I've seen in some time, Centurion is a movie I highly recommend. It is currently on Netflix Instant.
Story: A splinter group of Roman soldiers fight for their lives behind enemy lines after their legion is decimated in a devastating guerrilla attack.
WOW. I mean......WOW. This movie clocks in at 97 min and I'd say you're looking at about 96 minutes of just badassness. This is the new movie from one of my favorite directors working today - Neil Marshall. He is responsible for one of, if not the scariest movie of the past 10 years - THE DESCENT along with a few other awesome movies - Dog Soldiers and Doomsday. As a director, he is pretty straight forward. He writes and directs hardcore, badass movies. That's it. Seriously, he's 4 for 4. When I took Lauren to see The Descent in theaters, 2 people left during and afterwards we just stood in silence in the sun to shake off what we just witnessed. True Story. And Doomsday? Imagine all the best 80's action movies, add the same amount of blood from Braveheart AND Gladiator, throw in Bob Hoskins, cannibalism, and 2008 technology and thats Doomsday.
Anyway, back to Centurion. This follows a group of Roman soldiers stranded behind enemy lines after being attacked by the Picts. Who are the Picts? Crazy woods people who use nature, weather, night, and any other advantage to just destroy their opponents. Exhibit A - they take out a whole "legion" of soldiers in one battle. You do NOT mess with the Picts. They capture the Roman general, the soldiers head off to get him back and excitement ensues. And never stops. Like I said earlier, this movie is 97 minutes. Basically if you took all of Bravehearts fight scenes, combined them with some story scenes, thats Centurion. And these fight scenes are just as brutal and messy as anything in Braveheart/Gladiator/Troy/etc.
Beautifully shot, very well acted, and some of the best all out war scenes I've seen in some time, Centurion is a movie I highly recommend. It is currently on Netflix Instant.
Non-GMO Shopping Guide

I finally got around to watching Food Inc. and have recently seen a few programs on the hot topic of GMO's (Genetically Modified Organisms or Genetically Engineered Foods).
Bottom line: 3+ times a day we are placing a vote about how the food industry will continue. And, if we want the system to change, we have to start with ourselves and change what we put in our body. Making responsible choices for ourselves and our families is the first step to change. Remember, every purchase is a vote!
Interested in purchasing Non-GMO products? Download this shopping guide or:
-Buy as much organic as you can (the more we buy, the cheaper and more available it will become!)
-Buy local! Support your local farmers. Often, local is the cheapest way to buy organic.
-Look for the Non-GMO label pictured here above.
FYI - Walmart brand items are non-GMO. We use "Great Value" and "Parent's Choice" food and diapers and save tons of money doing so...
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Must-Have Baby Items (3-9 Months)
***Stroller
Jogger, umbrella, an occasional car seat stroller frame
***Kok0pax
Prefers this to all things - energy or tired, independent or dependent, this carrier reigns above all others. He can't get enough.
***Jumperoo
Fisher Price Precious Planet Jumperoo reigns above Baby Einstein. I have both. This gift keeps on giving. 5-9 months, going strong.
***Food Processor and Ice Trays
Make your own baby food. It's easy - you boil your fresh fruits and veggies and freeze them in ice trays. Microwave and serve.
***Baby Mum Mums
Crispy rice biscuit your baby will love to learn to chew with - ages 6-9 months. NECESSARY for going out to eat with baby. I've only seen these at Walmart.
***Pacifier
They're going to have that sucking sensation for at least 2 years - pacifiers keep things out of his month that he wants to "taste". Also great for any fussiness.
***Yoga Ball
He likes to stand up next to it. Helps his balance. Also benefits in stretching for baby and mama.
***Books Book Books
He never gets tired of these.
***Water Bottle
Get your baby his own mini water bottle. They love to pretend with these, plus it teaches them to drink out of regular containers and is practice for healthy water consumption.
***Toys Toys Toys
Pay attention to what he likes. Most often the cheaper options are his go-to. But a number of toys IS NECESSARY no matter what you hear. Go on and splurge if it keeps him entertained. He's a baby - you won't spoil him at this age. When we are out, we give him one toy at a time - when he gets bored, we put that one away and give him another. That is why he is so good when we go out to eat or visit ppl.
Jogger, umbrella, an occasional car seat stroller frame
***Kok0pax
Prefers this to all things - energy or tired, independent or dependent, this carrier reigns above all others. He can't get enough.
***Jumperoo
Fisher Price Precious Planet Jumperoo reigns above Baby Einstein. I have both. This gift keeps on giving. 5-9 months, going strong.
***Food Processor and Ice Trays
Make your own baby food. It's easy - you boil your fresh fruits and veggies and freeze them in ice trays. Microwave and serve.
***Baby Mum Mums
Crispy rice biscuit your baby will love to learn to chew with - ages 6-9 months. NECESSARY for going out to eat with baby. I've only seen these at Walmart.
***Pacifier
They're going to have that sucking sensation for at least 2 years - pacifiers keep things out of his month that he wants to "taste". Also great for any fussiness.
***Yoga Ball
He likes to stand up next to it. Helps his balance. Also benefits in stretching for baby and mama.
***Books Book Books
He never gets tired of these.
***Water Bottle
Get your baby his own mini water bottle. They love to pretend with these, plus it teaches them to drink out of regular containers and is practice for healthy water consumption.
***Toys Toys Toys
Pay attention to what he likes. Most often the cheaper options are his go-to. But a number of toys IS NECESSARY no matter what you hear. Go on and splurge if it keeps him entertained. He's a baby - you won't spoil him at this age. When we are out, we give him one toy at a time - when he gets bored, we put that one away and give him another. That is why he is so good when we go out to eat or visit ppl.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)